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2020 by the numbers

1,173

Beers Deleted

37

Hinge Dates Cancelled

70,691

Caniac® Club Reward Points

2

Concerned Parents

Key Features

Let me tell you about this guy

This guy:

Owns a boat

This guy:

Owns a motorcycle

This guy:

Put all his money into crypto

This guy:

Has 5 YouTube subscribers

This guy:

Got vaccinated for COVID-19

This guy:

Built a sick Windows PC

This guy:

Owns a boat

This guy's:

Brother flies a fucking fighter jet


HE'S MORE MACHINE NOW THAN MAN.

Coleman™ Portable Hot Tob Usage
55%
Youtube Content
64%
PTO Remaining
0%
Blood Alcohol Content
26%
Dr Thunder™ Consumption
18%
Wet Suit Ownership
100%
Dry Suit Ownership
100%
ScriptPro™ Material Waste
61%
SportsClips™ MVP Haircuts
2%
Cowboy Hat Wearage
96%
Flight Sim Usage
81%
Drone Usage
47%
Actual Plane Usage
7%
My Blood Alcohol Content Trying to come up with these
34%

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