For the 5 of you who realized it was gone... its back bitches
"I was the most intoxicated in the group, I had a great time"
v2.3.1
Dirty Mike gets a summer bod
Dirty Mike and Dan hit the lake
Dirty Mike hits the weddings, and says goodbye
Dirty Mike in his K-State days
Dirty Mike learns a lesson
Dirty Mike does gangster rap
Dirty Mike learning his ways of seduction
Dirty Mike goes to the beach
Dirty Mike learns to be himself
Dirty Mike becomes immortal
A few words from the man himself
"If I was 4" taller I would be dating a girl"
"If you can dodge a bag of muffins you can dodge a wrench"
"LIGHTNING LIGHTNING LIGHTNING"
"I really want to pet one of those but I know it would kill me (a cheetah)"
"mo power baby"
Dirty Mike - The Legacy
"I first met Dirty Mike at a disco in Reno but I had known Michael Buffkin for nearly 10 years"
"I met Dirty Mike at a party off Wharton Manor. He offered me a large sausage pizza"
"If I'm carrying a pepsi... there's whiskey in it"
"I once officiated a basketball game for Dirty Mike and the Boys. They got beat by 35 and Dirty Mike fell down half a dozen times trying to draw a charge."
"I have taken Michael Buffkin on at least 100 Mcdonald's dates over the years and he's been sober for 3 of them"
"My name is Michael, I ride a tricycle, that's my bicycle, my name is Michael"
"He's the closest thing to immortal I've ever seen"
"It was fall time, just the two of us went to Tuttle with the jetskis to have some fun... one last "lap" on his jet ski. This consists of keeping it pinned wide open and jumping every wave we see... the hull was filled with at least 50% water and the exhaust was hot enough to fry some egg... the f*cking thing won't start... So we then proceed to walk, climb and swim from the shore to get to the marina to get my jet ski to pull it back... - a month later the engine blew up"
"I was hanging out with a friend on my birthday, and this guy walked in saying he was the male entertainment"
"One time, I gave my brother and his friends a ride home and he kissed me for no reason when I dropped them off"
"... and legend has it, if you leave a handle of Kentucky Deluxe and a 2-Liter of Pepsi on your front porch at night, Dirty Mike will show up and hit on your wife"